One Korean Guy

Today I want to talk about this video:

This video contains, if you have not guessed it by now, 10 stupid people. I’ll just list my responses in order, 10 to 1.
I would watch the video first or pause after each “rank,” so you can read my response.

10. This guy is lucky he didn’t actually fall off that tree. There’s really nothing to talk about here but the fact that the guy made a mistake by tying himself onto the part of the tree that he was going to cut off. Rank 10 was just a little preview of what’s to come ahead.

9. I feel bad for the car. I really do. First off, the mechanic guy clearly gave the signal to STOP, but I guess the driver thought that the “stop” signal meant to speed up. (Speed up in an indoor area?). Besides the speeding up part, the driver was clearly stupid or intoxicated to not know that there was a giant gap right in front of him/her.
But you know what, at least the mechanic wasn’t stupid. He got out of there, FAST.

8. Okay, well this reminds me of when I was younger. I had skates/inlines/whatever you call them. They were fun, I tried to do jumps, go down hill as fast as I can, go down stairs, etc. Of course in the end, I ended up like that guy. I’m sure most of the people out there can recall when they were younger and this happened to them.

7. Whoa. That is one cool prank. Kinda dick, but as long as the guy getting pranked on didn’t get hurt, it’s all good. I wouldn’t try it on my friends, though.

The first 4 clips weren’t all that great, but now we get the goodies.

6. Why is this man on the video full of stupid people? This man is a tactical genius. There’s no other words to describe the pure genius that he is. He spotted a chick with an ass at the beach and planned ahead. He probably thought, “Okay, I want that ass. In my face. Here’s how I’m going to do it. I’m going to casually walk on the beach, enjoying the sight. I’ll pretend to think, ‘Ahh, it’s such a beautiful scenery! oh, what’s that?’ and pretend that I zoned out on something. A person. Yeah, a person would do. And I’m walking.. walking… and there’s that person I’m going to zone out on… BAM! INTENTIONAL TRIP AND MY FACE INTO THAT ASS. YEAH. I AM THE MAN.”

A tactical genius.

5. I feel kinda bad for this guy. That small boxy looking thing right next to the hot iron was probably his phone when it rang. You could guess what happened from this clip just by reading the second sentence. It’s a mistake that anyone could have made (more likely to be a woman), but that guy just got unlucky.

4. This guy is the total opposite of the guy in clip #6. This guy, is a pussy. He’s not a man. He did not have the physical strength to push that cart full of what I can only guess to be manure or cement. I’m hoping it was manure.

3. If I could title that dive I would name it, “Unintentional looking, but completely intentional dive,” and just act like I did it on purpose. That’s just embarrassing.
*Note: I did not know how to spell embarrassing until now.

2. I have a feeling that what happened in this video was (also) intentional. If you didn’t want to get hit by the ball in the face, why else would you play racquetball in your small room?

And finally…
1. This is why women should just stay at home and cook and clean. This is the one clip in the 2 minute, 30 second video where I cringed my face. To be honest, I felt bad because that had to be painful.

MVP goes to guy #6. If you disagree, you are not cool enough.