Hipsters Will Be the Death of Me

I swear.

Hipsters need to chill out. Everything they spew out of their f’in mouths is full of absolute, meaningless shit.

Some examples of hipster bullshit:

“Life is nothing, but it’s everything.”
My response: Wtf? Shut the fuck up.

“Writing frees my mind and soul and it’s the only way to express how I truly feel.”
My response: Yeah, creative writing is cool, but your writing sucks and life doesn’t suck OR is as beautiful as much as you think it is.

And another one of those everything/nothing quotes:
“YOU KNOW YOU HAVE EVERYTHING
WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.”
My response: WHAT? How the fuck does that make sense? Don’t pull some Socrates bullshit on me because you are no Socrates. If anything, you are the furthest thing away from it. Ignorant hipsters, man.
A better quote would be, “YOU KNOW YOU HAVE EVERYTHING WHEN YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LOSE.” For one, it makes sense. Two, it’s realistic. Three, it fucking makes sense.

You see, hipsters pull this kind of shit all the time. They say shit that make absolutely no sense and have zero value and try to turn it into something more meaningful. By more meaningful, I mean it’s not actually any more meaningful but means EVERYTHING to them. So yeah, I guess this is one of those situations where NOTHING is EVERYTHING. Turning bullshit into more bullshit. You got it, hipsters. You’ve figured out the meaning of life.

I guess that’s the rant of the day. At least, this is what one Korean guy thinks… I wonder what the rest of the world thinks of these hipsters.

Funny Comic Strip

This made me lol. Thought I’d share it.