Nikola Tesla

Nikola Tesla – July 10 1932

He was right.

How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich (For Her)

So! You’ve never had peanut butter and jelly sandwich before huh? Well, here’s a post in case you’re curious about how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

You start by getting two slices of bread (I toast mine), peanut butter and jelly (or strawberry jam in my case).

As you can see, it doesn’t take much preparation!

You just have to spread some jelly or strawberry jam:

Oops I dropped some -_-;;

So you’ve spread your jelly on your bread, now what?

Let’s spread some peanut butter on the other bread!

Isn't it just beautiful?

Oh man, you’re already drooling. You really have to try it now

Let’s just admire what we’ve done so far.

Is this heaven? Very close to it.

Next step: You put the two bread together!

Okay, it doesn’t look that good… but trust me, it tasted fantastic.
Maybe you’ll get to try it one day, and hopefully one day soon.
Enjoy!

I’m Finally Back On Track

So, I’ve been telling people that I “freelance” for Google. It’s 100% true. But I haven’t been working as much lately (by lately I mean for the past half year) because I’ve just been a bum and getting the very minimal amount of money from Google.

Something’s changed, though. I feel like I should work more, I feel like I need to make more money. It could be the fact that I noticed that my parents work their asses off just to put food in my mouth and put a roof over my head. It could be the fact that I’m going back to Korea and will be in the army for 2 years and wont be making any money during the 2 years AND through the second half of a 4 year college. It could be the fact that I can’t afford to take girls out on dates anymore. It could be the fact that I feel like a lazy piece of shit sitting in front of my computer everyday feeling arrogant because I make money from Google.

It could be anything.

I just need to start working now. I need to get back on track, I need to make money for myself now and for the future.

My goal is $50 per day. I just need to hit that mark and I will be making that for the rest of my life. That will suffice. I promise everyone in my life I will get there.

Woot Bag of Crap Game

Today’s been good up until I got home…
Woot.com finally decided to do a Bag of Crap event (and I finally caught it for the first time in many years!) so I was all hyped up about it.
The concept of the game is pretty simple: you have two lanes – you can move up or down while dodging obstacles (while shooting bag of crap at random houses and shit), but the game takes a drastic and unfortunate turn which has led many loyal customers into absolutely despising Woot.

Although the concept of the game is simple, it’s made poorly. Something with the coding or something; there’d be an obstacle on both lanes and that would get you killed. Then you have to start ALL over for you to buy the bag of crap. The hell is this nonsense? I spent an hour and half trying to play this dumb game while getting fucked over EVERY TIME. Screw Woot. Screw this April Fool’s event. This game is a total disaster and I hate Woot because of this.

It’s not worth it. Some lucky ones got through, but MANY were left out… including myself. Call me bitter but I’m boycotting Woot.

Someone Get Me This.

It’s a poster of different cocktails.

Enough said. I don’t even drink much and I want it.

First Post of 2011

Man, I keep forgetting to blog… I plan on keeping this site going for a while and I should really update it more often.

Anyways, I’ve been watching this show called “Boardwalk Empire.” It recently won 2 Golden Globes; one for Best Television Series – Drama. I like drama.
If you like drama, politics, gangsters, or Nucky Thompson, the undisputed ruler of Atlantic City, you should do yourself a favor and watch the series as soon as possible.

Another thing I’ve been burying myself with is HoN, or Heroes of Newerth. It’s a revamped, standalone version of DotA (AoS custom map in Warcraft 3:TFT) created by S2 Gaming. It’s pretty fun and only $30. They constantly update the game; adding new heroes, custom skins and items and they have lots of promotions and events as well. I must warn you though, it has a very steep learning curve. It’s very similar to DotA and I remember when I first started playing DotA, I effing HATED that game. I kept playing and playing, learned and memorized all the items and heroes and this is where I stand today. Waiting for DotA 2 on Steam.

I’m looking forward to this year. January is almost over already, that’s 1/12th of an entire year! We’re almost 1/12th way through with this NEW year! Jeez, time really does fly as you get older. Life never ceases to amaze me.

So. New Years resolutions. There’s really one thing I really need to do for this year – work my ass off and make money.

Anyways, that’s my lame update keep your eyes peeled for another One Korean guy update .

If you would like to share your resolutions, just post ‘em in the comment box below!